Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
I have an aversion to sending nudes like that’s all fine and dandy for everyone who does it but
A. Trust no one
B. Why should I send you the same exact thing that you find on instagram and twitter why make me waste my time
C. It’s not an even exchange
D. Even if it was, for some reason receiving nudes turns me off. Even if it’s attractive, it makes me feel gross
*white girl voice*: "*white girl voice*"